the writings on the wall

[elortt]

what have you found written on stall walls

on left wall----------to play toilet tennis look at other wall
on right wall--------to play toilet tennis look at other wall

(my kneck was sore after 5 minutes of that):nono

someone wrote "stop looking for jokes on stall walls the only joke in here is the one in your hand"

( how did they know):dunno

Eric

[CharlesW]

Methinks it has been a long winter.

Charles

[Nickc0844]

In Germany, they are selling a PeePee soccer game. It`s a goal with a ball hanging from a string that you are supposed to "score" on. Thought it was pretty funny.

[groebuck]

The best was here at work - in our bathrooms the fellas have a habit of not flushing the urinals - it`s gross

so someone *cough* *cough* I have no idea whooo....

printed out a sign and stuck it over the urinals -

"If you don`t want a cup of it at your desk - please flush the urinal when you are done."
"I `m sure you don`t want to come face to face with mine, so I would appreciate it not to have to come face to face with yours."

[Beemerboy]

I was a Gratefull Dead concert and on the wall there was two things that made me giggle


"Steve Poorboy was here"

"Spray& Wipe Rules"

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[57chevy]

Hey groebuck,

Maybe these fellas you speak of live in rural areas and don`t have the best of technology working for them. I recall back in the ole days when out in the back woods signs would read...

"If it`s yellow let it mellow"
"If it`s brown flush it down"

Maybe they`re trying to conserver water. I`ll bet they don`t wash their hands either. Keep that in mind the next time you go to shake their hands. :hurl

Just another reason to have electronic flushes.

[Nickc0844]

I saw this one at the cabin we stay in annually: "Here in the mountain, having fun, seldomly do we flush for number 1"


I still think it`s gross.

Lord forbid if I have to #2 in public, but next time, I might consider bringing my travel spritzer of S&W and tiny velvet mitt

[groebuck]

heh - best line I ever heard

"Didn`t your father teach you to wash your hands after you take a leak?"

"Nope - he taught me not to piss on my fingers..."