The terrible number 11

[The Fuzz]

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I remember this one. People with too much time on their hands and looking for some mystical explanation of the 9/11/01 tragedy came up with some crazy stuff. Hind sight is 20/20 and some people must have X-ray hind sight to figure some of this stuff out. I like what this guy added to it.

If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the
past few weeks, you will love David`s response to it.
I don`t know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Dave`s response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I`m going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN`T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
can`t believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can`t... 11 letters in "THE
RED CROSS," can`t trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don`t... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....

Will this never end? I`m going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I`ll die alone, even though "I`LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realised that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

~ Dave

PS. "IT`S BULL&#!T" has 11 letters also.

[The Chee]

hilarious, just hilarious hahaha thanks

[elortt]

:rolling but how bout
Dwayne N Fuzz -- 11 letters
wax on wax off -- 11 letters
Porter Cable
Microfibers
Four Star UPP (UGE)(UPC) etc....
Bold N Bright
Natural Look
Meguiars NXT

ahhhhhhh better go into hiding :rolling

Eric

[groebuck]

heh slight flaw in that one - those numerology nuts only believe in single digits - 11 = 1+1 = 2

so 2 is the number of eeeeeevil -- either that I have to take a wicked #2 :lol

[BaDm0theR]

OH MY GOD! I own a bottle of Natural Look!!!



*Runs away in panic*

[Jngrbrdman]

Technically `the alphabet` only has 11 letters too. That means that language is the true source of all evil and we should start communicating some other way before it is too late. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!

[Heartsrundry]

my first and last name = 11 characters.....

[clean4u]

hmmmmmmmmmm.............

[Don]

Originally posted by Heartsrundry
my first and last name = 11 characters.....

Oh crap!!! So does mine :bigscream :bigscream

[TQB]

Good one Fuzz