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    When your over due for a detail-----

    1. you offer your kids a ride to school and they start crying and beg you to let them take the bus.

    2. the nieghbors think you traded in your car for a camouflage Marine Corps command vehicle.

    3. you park your car in the street and get cited for littering.

    4. you get a ticket for your window tint being too dark and your windows arn`t tinted.

    5. you slow down to pick up a hitch-hicker and he waves you on.

    6. little kids asks you if your car is haunted.
    The second mouse gets the cheese!

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    7. You have enough old candy and old french fries in the car to open a fast food restaurant AND a small candy store.

    8. People comment on the fact that you have a nice pink Cadillac even though your Caddy is actually RED.

    9. You still have "WASH ME" written in the dirt on the passenger side door - - - from a year ago.

    10. You turn on the air conditioning and old dead butterflies are blown out of the vents.

    11. You used to write important phone numbers and appointments on Post-Its and stick them on your dash. Now, because your dash is so sticky, any paper you put on the dash automatically sticks there.

    12. You buy air fresheners by the case, and your car has a unique aroma of vanilla, pine, strawberry, new car scent, garlic, and spoiled milk.

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    sounds like you have been there and done that. Where would we be without this kind of people?
    The second mouse gets the cheese!

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    Lol the french fries are very much true. Its strange when you find a whole big mac under the seat though.
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    Ive been lucky, and not had Mini Van cleaning experience yet.

    But I do have to deal with a lot of handguns, im almost temped to call these people and tell them that for an extra ammount of money ($10 or soemthing similar), I will clean the gun and reoil it.

    God bless the south!
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    Man, I clean soooo many mini vans. I actually found half a Whopper under the seat of one a few weeks ago. I also love it when you get the nice sticky soda gunk in the cup holders. We want even talk about the carpets though. NASTY!

    Matt

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    forget about customers...a weekend with my wife and kids in the truck and old cheese, bottles, sesame seeds , coffee stains, spilled whatever, cookies , mushed bananas are my favorite and 1/2 eaten peaches...hamburgers with no buns, pieces of Mcnuggetts...and this is all in a weekend
    life is short ..do it while you can

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    Originally posted by Poorboy
    forget about customers...a weekend with my wife and kids in the truck and old cheese, bottles, sesame seeds , coffee stains, spilled whatever, cookies , mushed bananas are my favorite and 1/2 eaten peaches...hamburgers with no buns, pieces of Mcnuggetts...and this is all in a weekend
    Never mind detailing, it sound like you need a "Fumigator"!

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    No Boss I need a Zoo Keeper:lol

    Boss I know when you`re over due....never ...roflmao

    ok ...I know..... when you know you`re going to meet Natty in person

    and Natty`s is after he meets Boss....roflmao again
    life is short ..do it while you can

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    Does finding a frog in the side view mirror count as being over due for a detail.
    Old Enough To Know Better, Too Stupid To Care....

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    Im overdue to have one of you experts do my car. Im sure you could put my work to shame.
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